The Truth about Valentine’s Day for Couples

February 13, 2015 // No Comments

Robert and I are not the most romantic folks. Sure, we occasionally grope each other in public (Actually, Robert says I have to stop doing that,) and tell each other “I love you,” but Valentine’s Day has never been a... Continue reading →

Mustache Shacked Up: Cohabitation for Milleninials

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December 29, 2014 // 1 Comment

My boyfriend has an epic mustache. No matter the party we attend, the bar we enter or even the gas station we pull into, someone will point at Robert’s face, mouth agape, and exclaim, “Duuuuuude. That is an EPIC mustache!” Normally,... Continue reading →

Bathroom Basics

December 28, 2014 // No Comments

Raised by a woman who prides herself on her ability to make fart noises with her armpit, my stance on bathroom humor is a bit more lax than Robert’s. His mother is the picture of southern decorum, with pin-straight posture,... Continue reading →